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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:02

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Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What would happen if Trump and Putin make a Ukraine peace deal without Ukraine's consent?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
What are some key features of Google Gemini 2.0?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Still no good
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
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